Sweet Disposition

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

(via beyoncebeytwice)

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via beyoncebeytwice)

iPhone user: 

I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6


Android user: 

Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else


iPhone user: 

I just like this pho-


Android user: 

The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


Hallelujah
September 20 2014

According to my bus driver it’s national pirate day so I’m going to celebrate by illegally downloading some movies 😁

(via dad-vibes)

September 19 2014
September 19 2014